TEH HOLY OCTANOMICON


Teh Book of Oct_anic Verses

"if im action you..you will be able to reanimate my cahrs.....trust me...some dollars in justice will make u reanimate my accounts..."
-Oct_ane 1337:1

"who are you?"
- MisTer_X (*oct_ane) 1228/06:3:20:25

"*clap you dad to vistory your mother !&$%er"
-Lovejar 420:12

"its your tough luck and stop your complaining, your imature yourself.....ill do a repeat of you..\
-Lovejar 145:12-16

"dove same they earned very many moneies this Mafia must end. BLIZZARD WE NEED YOUR HELP DESTROY THIS CRAP CANCER OF DIABLO 2"
-Destino 12:1-3

"thx u now he willn't reply without a quote i started i hope ' stfu noob'"
-Blacktobe 12:1

"If you buy a new car and it a lemon after 6 six months are you going to stop driving it??
NO NOOB. You will be #@%$!ing like crazy."
-Neostars 31:3-5

" dude i dont evn no hw 2 dupe nd if i was gna trade a cta nd it was dupe y wuld i du it on forums were i cn loose my cdkey nd acc."
-brn_d_muthafuka 1:23

"Hopefully he sends it to me so I can action myself."
-Nicolas Jay Ess (Moderation Soup for the Soul)

"Hmm." (Book of Karlriche)
(as interpretted by Poovine interpretting Slaygor's interpretation)



Anthology of Oct_anic Threats

Your face is the scabbing from yourself, it's ashaming to you.

Diets cokings! Your haves to be drinks it, fat mongoose.

Dare to sayings these things to me? If your voice your thinkings with blackness directingly my face, breakings happens to the nose of you.

The money is gave with to the purchase, you are blindings lady, your smellings like monthly period cycles.

Shave yourself noob, your looks to be the grandmother's crotchings.

Trust my mouth sayings, I am rule you with fistings.

Your face swellings likes I'm give you to the allergy peanut punches.

If your say Intel, I says AMD and trust me to be pissings in your mouth.

Some estrogens will helpings for you. For you to being my better !%!*#ings.

(as interpretted by Poovine)



Teh Book of Metmop

"...And, yay. The lovejar rose from his keyboard. His hands shaking of rage and confusion. 'Cry foul!' he sayeth unto his house cat. 'How doth mine enemies cast me off so?' For on that day, the lovejar felt the true power of oct_ane strike down upon him from a thousand different angles. Stupefied as to his inability to win teh internets, the lovejar began to &@$%&#$@%e furiously. It was at that time that he cut away at his nipples with a butter knife. And, the blood did flow and the foreskin did burn." - Metmop 17:3-12
(as interpretted by Chilli_Cheesie)


It is said in the book of Metmop (32:14-19), that when oct_ane first visited the Americas, after receiving his Certificate of Completion in Paralegal Studies, he came upon a disheveled dwelling. In that dwelling lived an aged women of 74 years. Upon sodomizing her house plants, and defecating atop her living room couch, oct_ane pronounced that this was the way of things. The aged women, in a fit of joy, began to felate oct_ane while diligently humming the Monchichi theme song until his glory rained down.
Praise his name!
(as interpretted by Chilli_Cheesie)


when oct_ane visited the Americas he towel whipped a young man's eyeball with his !&!@$? Metmop 12:7-9
(as interpretted by Chilli_Cheesie)



The Apocalypse of Poovine

And I saw when the mod opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of laughter at the expense of others, one of the four flamers saying, Come and see.
And I saw, and behold a troll who posted in only bold text: and he had with him a redirect link to tubgirl; and buttsecks was given unto him: and he went forth posting, and to put fear into the casual forumer.

And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second flamer say, Come and see.
And there went out another troll that always edited his posts: and power was given to him that sat thereon to use sarcasm in all situations, and that they should flame one another: and there was given unto him a method of bypassing language filters.

And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third flamer say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a troll that always posted in italic text; and he had with him a pair of goatse redircts at his disposal. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four flamers say, it's a trap!

And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth flamer say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a troll that posted only sexual references: and his name was Dethguise, and a giant douche followed with him. And power was given unto them over the weekends on the forum, to distrub with images of a woman being !@!@!@lly penetrated while calling it anal, and with the flamers of the forum.
-The Apocalypse of Poovine(6:1-8)
(-as interpretted by Metmop)

Hehe, been a while since I've read that. Thanks.