The rules of blues in this forum are as follows:

1) Don't talk to the forum- this is the most important description of your job. You aren't excited about the game, so let the forum continue to go downhill.

2) Don't TALK to the forum- this rule bears repeating

3) If you have to fill your daily post quota of one, use it only to answer stupid questions. The answer more commonly known, the better. You aren't here to increase hype, or increase communication to the forum- you are here only to get paid. Trust me, the hookers'n'blow are SOOO much better this way.

4) If you must talk about the game, ONLY DO IT AT THE WATER COOLER.

These are the four most important rules, don't break them. We forumites expect this so don't throw a curve-ball at us. You do your "job", and we'll do ours.

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The rules of blues in this forum are as follows:

1) Don't talk to the forum- this is the most important description of your job. You aren't excited about the game, so let the forum continue to go downhill.

2) Don't TALK to the forum- this rule bears repeating

3) If you have to fill your daily post quota of one, use it only to answer stupid questions. The answer more commonly known, the better. You aren't here to increase hype, or increase communication to the forum- you are here only to get paid. Trust me, the hookers'n'blow are SOOO much better this way.

4) If you must talk about the game, ONLY DO IT AT THE WATER COOLER.

These are the four most important rules, don't break them. We forumites expect this so don't throw a curve-ball at us. You do your "job", and we'll do ours.

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I will follow this as my one and only reference for the future. I'm locking this thread in order to preserve the beauty of this post forever and ever.