Or to whatever unlucky moderator stumbles upon this pile of shit in the morning.




Anyways, sorry
<3

Every day in Africa a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed.
Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows that it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death.
It doesn’t matter whether I am a lion or a gazelle. When the sun comes up, I'll be dealing with tons of spam threads, especially on Mondays.

But I forgive you, oh yes I do.