Dear Blizzard,

I am on to you! The reason there has been no new Diablo 3 news released in over a year is because your trying to get us to wet ourselves with anticipation...

But I have news for YOU blizzard!... your toooo late!

Not only have we already wet ourselves, but we've made it off the bus without any of our schoolmates noticing, got home, showered, and changed before our parents got home from work.

Now, Blizzard... NOW is the time to satisfy our weak bladders with a satisfying release!

Let us get down to business.

I have something for you blizzard... Something golden and delicious... something I am willing to share with you, Blizzard, if your willing to open up your mouths and accept it!

I speak, of course, of my "Famous Spicy Mac n' Cheese!"

Here's the deal Blizzard;

I am willing to share with you my secret recipe for Spicy Mac n' Cheese. YES, the same Mac and Cheese you have been coveting for YEARS! I know you want it. (I've seen the surveillance van outside my house.)

HOWEVER, if you want my Mac and Cheese recipe, you must do something for me... NEIGH! ... not just for me... but for all the Diablo 3 fans of Sanctuary!

If you wish to produce your own Spicy Mac n' Cheese, you MUST release some infomation about Diablo 3 to us!

Perhaps a few screenshots with some sort of oddities for us to ponder over or perhaps a few concept art sketches... Something new, something pure, something we haven't seen before! Something for us to discuss at great length!

This drought must end Blizzard, you know it, I know it, even Gary knows it and that guy can barely tie his own shoelace!

This drought must end!

What say you, wise ones? What say you to this arrangement?

DO WE HAVE A DEAL?

You had me at golden and delicious.