My collection of the "best of the best" recent troll posts

K4zyn
u butthurt bro?

Velvetine
another troll idiot...

Ellisdwilder
Noob learned a lesson to not be so noob?

Kinerry
you could be a troll if...you started this thread

Billymays
OM NOM NOM

Darkensign
Butthurt much?

Zaxxon23
Would you like a cookie?

Sentioch
Nobody asked what you wanted for Christmas. Now go away.

Razor_9mm
wut?

K4zyn
You're going full retard on us, boy

Bashiok
WHAT!?

Diablo3iscoming
I get the feeling your ancestors were racist.

The_langolier
GO BACK TO JSP HELL YOU BASTARD

Kinerry
PVE players can eat a bag of **!@s

Billymays
dude ANY complete noob can see that this was a 100% obvious troll post, your a @%%#in dip%!%! for even posting on it and falling for it, rofl. epic fail kid

Billymays
your going to need ALOT of @!#*s in that case sir. like 80% of all diablo lovers = how many @!#*s you'll need. OM NOM NOM

Darkgollumqc
PS: In 1920, 1/4 kids was poor in the USA. And i don't that change that mutch... So you %%% is kind of invalid...

Fluids
kissing ass for a beta key mark as troll and move on

Hostilehoosier
Dude suck ass anymore youll yurn inside out!

Kinerry
Do balls have a salty flavor?

Kumori89
clearly it's better hating everything and tell everyone how *!%# they are.

Ssscoldfire
Posting in a troll thread.

Skullgor
Troll accusers, you guys are terrible. You couldn't spot a troll if it bit you on the nose!

Opblaas
Resurrected fallen trolls

Frice
Every *!%% and nancy will have all the best gear, and will probably know jack-!#%% about video-games.

Frice
Your elitist bull@@## is always unwelcome Sixen.

Frice
Fact: Your an ignorant douche-bag.

Frice
YOU BUY THE !#!@ING BOX. PLEASE STFU.

Frice
God you are a !#!@ing broken record, we've been over this *%!!. You pay 60$ for D3, you don't pay anything for World of Tanks or DDO or LOTR:O (played them all fyi).

Darkphenomenon
You linked ONE (!%@*ty ass no name) blog that you wrote a terrible article for.

Simpson24
Go jump off a bridge

Zaxxon23
Could you just retitle to "qq central" ?

Darkensign
Surely trolling is more interesting if it's not so obvious you're doing it?

Gluedtomybong
QQ more 14 year olds who wanted to pirate the game.

I'm just sad that the meaning of the word troll has somehow changed to "A person who says something mean."